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Digital Darrell whoops a bear!

darrellyoung


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darrellyoung Registered since 21st Apr 2006
Wed 25-Sep-02 04:33 AM

Some have claimed that the Nikon® D100 has no where near the "build" of an F4 or F5. It doesn't matter, and here's why:

Let me tell you a "true" story about an event that happened to me here in the Great Smoky Mountains.

A year or two ago, I was out walking in the deep woods along a trail in the Smokies. I was so far away from civilization that sunrise came later than normal. As I was walking along photographing butterflies and birds with my F4, a large grizzly bear walked out of the woods, and viewing me as quite tasty, decided that I would be his next meal. Well, he rushed me with a great roar. Little did he know that I was armed with one of the world's most dangerous weapons...a fully loaded Nikon F4! I raised that F4 up and proceeded to use use its great bulk and titanium frame to dispatch that grizzly in no time flat. Afterwards, I skinned him, and made my coat and britches for the following winter. I continued shooting thereafter with my F4. No damage was done to the camera, of course.

Well, just the other day I was around about that same area of the Smokies, doing my normal photography thing, except THIS time I was using my new D100. As I rounded a bend in the trail, why, out of the woods rushed an even larger grizzly than the time before. Now, I knew that the D100 was NO MATCH weapon-wise for a fully loaded Nikon F4, so I figured I was in serious trouble. But, having nowhere to go, I raised my D100 into fighting position (polycarbonate and all) and rushed that old grizzly.

About the time I started to hit him over the head, he stopped and said, "Whoa now! Is that one of those newfangled D100's you've got there?" I, of course, was a bit surprised that he was talking and all, but I replied, "Yep, old bear, this IS one of those new D100's!" Well that old bear then did something I never expected. He pulled out a Canon D60 from a hip pocket, and exclaimed, "tell you what there little buddy. I tried for three months to get one of them there D100's by mail order. I never could, so I had to settle for this old Canon thing. I'll give you this here Canon AND $2,400 USD for that there D100, and let you go without a fight."

Well, being primarily a business man, I made a deal right there with that old grizzly. He parted much happier with his new D100, and I left alive with a Canon D60. I've been trying to sell it since, but can find no buyers.

Wanna buy a slightly bear scratched Canon? I gotta raise the cash for another D100!

http://www.bigmerchant.com/nikonians/GrizzlyNikon.jpg

DIGITAL DARRELL

(Keep on shooting digital pictures, ya hear!)

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