I hope you know I was pulling your leg. I think it's a great book, and after years of reviewing I know how important it is to get good reviews. On the other hand, when I've given bad reviews, I've had authors try to smother my review with good reviews, and I've sometimes seen my review disappear in the onslaught. I'm not worried about your book doing well, even though I suspect a competing author might write a bad review under a pseudonym. Unfortunately that has become the nature of reviews and reviewing on the web.
Now we need the D4 book that someone has asked for!