Your post was very funny !!! Just loved it...must be the "Brit" Humor LOL
I am still in the early stages of my marriage to my D700.
I am hopeful I don't ever get the 7 year itch (LOL)..
Personally, I'm gona find it very hard to replace this body with a D800...by the time I'm ready, I hope Nikon has another intermediary....I like my girls controls vs. D600, I like her Pixel count....I'm just in love right now....let's hope the NAS Body disease never comes my way...